Democrat Operative: Man, if we could only get Bill Clinton to shill for Barry at the convention maybe people will forget Obama’s actual record. And if they’d forget what Obama’s done, we’d be in like Slick Willie at a sorority sleepover with a big box of roofies… and Viagra!
Second Democrat Operative: You think people have forgotten Clinton’s basically an immoral glad hander whose main contribution was to get out of the American economy’s way?
Democrat Operative: Yeah.
Since Bill Clinton will be the featured speaker tonight, I think it’s worth recycling this column which offers that Bill Clinton was to the U.S. economy as Jud Buechler was to the Chicago Bulls of the same era.
Remember, oh slick one, the truth is out there.