Jennifer Granholm needs real help

Jennifer Granholm (spell check suggests granola for her last name) is a blonde Sarah Palin without the glasses, the attachment to reality, or a clue.

Granholm seems to think that Ford owes its workers a living, no matter how uncompetitive the product, that Barack Obama has restored America’s great crony capitalist economy, and that private equity firms will gladly invest in failure.

And she seems to think if she yells louder, that untruths will become truths. Jennifer, it doesn’t work that way.

She is like many of the DNC speakers, that is, she needs real help.

Finally, Jennifer, consider Detroit, the answer to the question reality-based Democrats avoid asking. And cut back on the peroxide (and the Howard Dean prescribed equine amphetamines, or whatever it is you’re on).

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on September 10, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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