Harvey Updike, meet Nurse Ratched

tree killerRemember Harvey Updike, Alabama fan and state-wide pariah, the man charged with poisoning the aged and landmark oak trees at Auburn University’s Toomer’s Corner—and then bragging about it (as “Al” on the Paul Finebaum radio show)? Well, he’s off to the psych ward in Tuscaloosa.

(We hate to explain it this way, but you really have to be at Toomer’s’ Corner to understand the camaraderie of the Auburn community… assuming a win.)

And although we all desire mercy versus justice (for ourselves), would justice find Harvey facing the same outcomes as Randle McMurphy’s visit to the psych ward?

Based on Harvey’s recent mug shot on the charge of terrorizing (this time, a non-environmental form of terrorism), it would appear the first stage, the lobotomy, has perhaps occurred.

While in lock up, will Harvey have to face the Chief? And if so, is the Chief an Auburn fan?

(AP photo)


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on September 27, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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