The terror of the Obamunists

What’s truly terrifying to the President’s handlers and fans? That after the debacle in Denver they’ve now seen the real Barack Obama Barry Sorento Barry Obama Barack Obama.

Mitt Romney is not John McCain. John McCain made Bob Dole look energetic, made John Kerry look connected to the citizenry, and made Barack Obama look presidential. And Mitt Romney made Barack Obama look like John McCain (literally, as Joe Biden might say) to all America.

Consider the fear and loathing of the Obamunist camp: that the next two presidential debates will only further confirm what America has already learned.

No wonder David Axelrod had the President’s transcripts, standardized test scores, and grades sealed.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on October 6, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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