Barack Obama Caption Contest

The winner of this morning’s Barack Obama caption contest is Connie Snickenbaum of East Ann Arbor, Michigan. Ms. Snickenbaum is a biodiesel recycler.

“First Biden beats me to the gay marriage endorsement and now he debates better than me. David, where are you?!?

Runner ups:

“Barry, are you out there? It’s me, Barry.” Malcolm W. Coppermine, St. George, Utah

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” Wayne Saddlesore, Bumkus, New Mexico.

“My socks don’t match and my belt clashes with my shoes. David, where are you?!?” Frodo Snickenbaum, East Ann Arbor, Michigan.

barry facepalm


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on October 12, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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