Carlos Slim Plus Fatboy Slim Yields… What?

World’s richest man Carlos Slim is getting richer providing Obamaphones for the U.S. government.

Fatboy Slim makes snappy songs with videos featuring Christopher Walken.

Carlos Slim plus Fatboy Slim therefore equals Carlos Fatboy Slim. The result is Christopher Walken dancing his way into GSA hearts with a contract for 10 million TracFones.

Obamaphones: getcha one today, they’re like digital food stamps!


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on October 12, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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