Joe Biden Caption Contest Winner

The winner of last week’s Joe Biden caption contest was submitted by Earle F. Flathorne III of the Bronx. Mr. Flathorne is a theater teacher at DeWitt Clinton High School:

“I’m as dumb as Hell and I’m not gonna take this anymore!!!”

Runner ups:

“I said Benghazi was the intel community’s fault, fool!” Mark Springsteen, Colorado Springs, CO.

“I gotta tell ya folks, these hair plugs make my forehead itch like the devil…” Phyllis Widowmaker, East Rutherford, NJ.

“Yeah, I think I’m just gonna grow it out and pull it back in a ponytail.” Harvey Finewine, Beverly Hills, CA.

angry joe

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on October 12, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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