Update: what Biden was really trying to accomplish
(New York, PMNS)
It can now be revealed that Joe Biden had a hidden agenda in last night’s vice presidential debate from Danville, Kentucky.
Democrat and Comedy Central insiders have now said that Mr. Biden, AKA GaffeMaster Flash to Administration and White House insiders, was not only trying to debate Paul Ryan, he was also concurrently trying out to be a Daily Show crew member.
Despite Mr. Biden’s debate performance, producers for the Daily Show are not yet sold on Mr. Biden’s Ed McMahon to Jon Stewart’s Johnny Carson. However, they are still considering him as a possible audience member.
The lack of further VP debates is said to hurt Mr. Biden’s chances for either position, unless his ticket should lose.
(Philup Nubia and Zerxes Jones-Smith from PMNS’s Mumbai Information, Research, and Translation Service enclave contributed to this article.)