President Obama and Elementary Education

Back in the day (before social promotions really took root), if you were a poor student, you might have to repeat the grade you thought you’d just finished. “Sixth grade for Barry again?” Mom and Dad ask.

“Consider it a mulligan,” Mr. Bagelhooper, Barry’s teacher, says.

And as far as politics goes, Barack Obama, who should be constrained to his place in history as a one-term failure, is asking the American people for a presidential mulligan.

It violates one’s sense of… sensibility to bring Obama back for a second term given the epic failures of his first.

But yet, as it’s said, you get the political leadership you deserve.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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