The Barack Obama Presidential Library

obama fail3When Barry has to leave the White House for the Big House (unless he pardons himself before his term expires) a couple of questions remain: 1) where will they site the Obama presidential library and 2) what will the library have in it?

For siting, you could plausibly have Hawaii, Indonesia, SoCal (home of Barry’s first school, Occidental College), Chicago, New York (home of Barry’s second school), or Connecticut (home of Barry’s third school).

Yet with all these colleges, how conspicuous will Mr. Obama’s missing high school records, SAT/ACT/LSAT scores, college transcripts, college applications, college papers and writings, financial aid records, etc. be (not to mention the missing medical transcripts, passports, draft registration, etc.)?

Such a question leads one to the issue of sponsorship for the Barack Obama Presidential Library. Suggestions follow:

Donald Trump will fund the Barack Obama Missing Documents Wing; Colon Colin Powell could sponsor the Barack Obama Did All He Could In Benghazi Wing; Bill Clinton would have the I Like Barack Obama Better Than Hillary Wing; Joe Biden would front the Barack Obama BFD Legislation Wing; the estate of the late Frank Marshall Davis could pay for the Barack Obama Wing For Advanced Marxist Thinking; Lance Armstrong could have the Barack Obama Integrity, Honesty, and Ethics Wing; Mike Bloomberg would get the Barack Obama Held Me Close During Hurricane Sandy Wing; Harvey Weinstein gets the Here’s Your Money Now Kiss My Ring Wing; Bruce Springsteen could have the Barack Obama Used To Be Cool Like Me And Henry Winkler Wing; Jeremiah Wright could host the Barack Obama Black Liberation Theology Wing, and finally; Bill Ayers could find the money for the Barack Obama Really Wrote His Own Memoirs Wing.

This scheme still leaves the unemployment, deficit, debt, stimulus, Obamacare/Obamaphone, food stamp, and crony capitalist wings with sponsorship opportunities. Respectively, Government Motors, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, the liquidated entity formerly known as Solyndra, the Democrat Party, Debbie Washerwoman-Schultz, and Warren Buffett are thought to be leading candidates.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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