We’re number twelve!

The good news is that America is the world’s twelfth most prosperous nation.

The bad new is that we’ve fallen out of the top ten for the first time ever.

The criteria for prosperity are:

economy, entrepreneurship and ownership, governance, education, health, safety and security, personal freedom, and social capital.

So the question is this: has our slip in prosperity been caused by the Obama Administration, or is it only correlated with Barry and his band of d-baggers?

Imagine, as Michelle Obama has asked us to do, what Barry will be able to accomplish in another four years! Maybe he will make Tom Frymom’s Friedman’s dreams come true and we’ll be just like China (currently number 55)! Exciting times, indeed!


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 6, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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