Who will be the 2016 nominees?

Unless he signs an executive order cancelling the twenty-second Amendment (and the realigned Supreme Court and/or the UN signs off on it), Broncobama won’t have third term. With Joe Biden incapable of passing a competency test, on the Dem side you’re left with Hillary Clinton as the front-runner for 2016 and perhaps Republican Colon Powell as runner-up.

And let’s be real. People have a way of forgetting things (or perhaps, selective memory). Case in point, Bill Clinton who arguably pulled Broncobama’s bacon out of the fire. Think Bill won’t be doing the same for Hillary in the run up to 2016 (and think how much he owes her regarding his miscreancy)?

Still, Republicans must remember America’s fastest growing demographic: fat people.

Yet working against Christie is the fact a picture’s worth a thousand words.

fatman

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 8, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. RAND PAUL 2016!

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