California or Chicago?

fruits and nutsCalifornia used to be mockingly known as the land of fruits and nuts.

Now, as seen at right, it’s Chicago (and a voting majority in California is just plain nuts) where nanny-mayor Rahm Emanuel is giving Michael Bloomberg a run for his money your money.

While there’s a 37% rise in murders in Chicago for the first half of 2012, there’s still enough time for the mayor’s mighty government to figure out how many milligrams of sodium per serving are permissible in school vending machines.

That the school kids can’t read or write or are out killing one another is another issue: priorities, people, priorities.

Is patriotism the last refuge for a scoundrel? No, I think there’s an update: It’s for the children.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on November 14, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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