Dye, Obama, Dye

dye barryIs Broncobama’s hair a modern miracle or is there a more pedestrian explanation?

Perhaps Solyndra found the fountain of youth before going Chapter 11 or the Chevy Volt also possesses a flux capacitor…

At right as snipped from The Washington Examiner. The caption says nine days passed between the two shots and yet the one on the right is more current.

You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you…

If I could only work in a reference to ESAD (pronounced e-sad, like e-mail, only different), the beloved hairdressing acronym for Eat $%#@ And Dye.

Next his hat will be on backwards, he’ll be showing us Michelle’s tattoos, and he’ll be calling me dude.

He is in the money business…
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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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