Joe Stalin versus Barack Obama

What’s the difference between Joe Stalin and Barack Obama? Obama doesn’t have a moustache and Stalin didn’t smoke.

But the similarities between the two are shocking. Neither Stalin nor Obama are capable of understanding that the leader exists to make things better, not just to accumulate personal power, punish one’s enemies, and similarly, reward friends. Both Obama and Stalin are (were) so steeped in and blinded by their politics they can’t understand the destructive course they so carefully laid out for their respective countries.

Charles Krauthammer thinks this—as epitomized by the fiscal-cliff “negotiations”—is Obama’s way to destroy the Republicans.

… Obama’s objective in these negotiations is not economic but political: not to solve the debt crisis but to fracture the Republican majority in the House. Get Boehner to cave, pass the tax hike with Democratic votes provided by Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, and let the Republican civil war begin.

But as was said during the run-up to the election, “the campaign reflects the candidate,” meaning the current fiscal wrangling is one reflective of Obama’s character. It seems the reality is Obama long ago willingly drank the red Kool-Aid in order to acquire (in a derivation of the Francis Schaeffer hypothesis) personal power and affluence. Most sadly, our President appears to offer us the worst of all leadership combinations; he’s a fool with initiative, or resaid, possesses a second-class intellect and a temperament to match.

And for America? You reap what you sow… and what you vote for.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on December 7, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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