‘He may be an illegal alien sex offender, but he’s my illegal alien sex offender’

Does the rule of law hold sway with the Obama Administration? Or with Senator Bob Menendez, D-NJ?

Not if you believe the emerging tale about Luis Abrahan Sanchez Zavaleta.

And who is the aforementioned man of four names?

Luis Abrahan Sanchez Zavaleta, an 18-year-old Peruvian illegal alien employed as an unpaid intern in one of the offices of Sen. Robert Menendez, D-N.J., is a registered sex offender: “The Homeland Security Department instructed federal agents not to arrest him until after Election Day, a U.S. official involved in the case told the AP.”

… Local New Jersey officials “notified ICE agents in early October that they suspected Sanchez was an illegal immigrant who was a registered sex offender and who may be eligible to be deported,” AP’s Caldwell reported. “ICE agents in New Jersey notified superiors at the Homeland Security Department because they considered it a potentially high profile arrest, and DHS instructed them not to arrest Sanchez until after the November election, one U.S. official told the AP.”

According to the AP, “ICE officials complained that the delay was inappropriate, but DHS directed them several times not to act, the official said.”

First off, not even Senator John Blutarsky would be part of such an indiscretion. Second, Sanchez only may be eligible to be deported?

And beyond that, ponder Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and now Interngate… if these involved Republicans, they’d be bigger than Watergate.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on December 14, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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