Blurb of the day

The blurb of the day as delivered by Michael Wolff, writing at McPaper:

Not so long ago, making outsize money meant you were a winner in the game. Now, it just means you’re a cheater.

The topic/target of the blurb? None other than Al Gore, that god of green greed, inventor of the internet, protagonist role model for Love Story, also known as “The Gorafice” and/or ‘crazed sex poodle.’ 

Blurb well said, Mr. Wolff.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 14, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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