Obama’s Draft Gun Control Executive Orders

(Washington, PMNS)

A draft of the 19 gun control items President Obama intends to pursue via Executive Order were provided by a senior advisor who was not authorized to discuss their release. They are as follows:

  1. Assault weapon ban
  2. Handgun ban
  3. Long gun ban
  4. Shotgun ban
  5. Ammunition ban
  6. Magazine ban
  7. New lifelong waiting periods
  8. Making guns illegal in schools
  9. Making guns illegal in cars
  10. Making guns illegal in the outdoors
  11. Making guns illegal on private property
  12. Making guns illegal on government property
  13. Making gun possession a hate crime
  14. Making ammunition possession a hate crime
  15. Making magazine possession a hate crime
  16. Making concealed carry a federal crime
  17. Making open carry a federal crime
  18. Paintball gun ban
  19. Requiring all Americans wear body armor

A twentieth order, banning all pictures of guns, ammunition, and magazines, was considered but rejected due to First Amendment concerns.

Several prominent Democrat lawmakers say the proposals don’t go far enough, but that they are willing to support the President’s decisions while more restrictive legislation can be drafted.

Waivers to the Executive Orders—limited to Democrats only—will be subject to President Obama’s personal approval.

(Philup Nubia and Zerxes Jones-Smith from PMNS’s Chicago Information, Research, and Translation Service enclave contributed to this article.)


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I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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