Gun Control Irony Alert

holderOn one hand, you have your American president who is all-in on Executive Orders, photo ops, and the standard leftist worldview in order to assert more government authority as it regards gun control. That standard leftist worldview can be largely summarized as follows: individuals outside the government ‘elite’ are too stupid, feeble, inept, and dangerous (to themselves and others) to make their own decisions.

On the other hand, you have your Obama Administration Attorney General who is all-in on legal maneuvering intended to thwart transparency as it regards a policy of illegality and death known as Fast and Furious.

Fast and Furious was, of course, a federally sanctioned operation which purposefully allowed about 2000 guns to illegally “walk” into the hands of drug cartels. These Administration sanctioned guns were then involved in killing a large number—at least 200—Mexicans and one U.S. Border Patrol agent. The devastation of Fast and Furious appears to be an order of magnitude greater than that of the Sandy Hook massacre.

If this were a Republican administration, it would be bigger than Watergate. Since the Administration is Democrat and their alleged good intentions, no matter how idiotic, count for more than actions, all is media-forgiven.

Fast and Furious and gun control: they’re for the children.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 18, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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