Joe “Gaffe Master Flash” Biden’s intoxication

Joe Biden has a fever and the only cure… is more Joe Biden.

From Politico:

“He’s intoxicated by the idea [of a 2016 presidential run], and it’s impossible not to be intoxicated by the idea,” said a Democrat close to the White House. And the intoxication is hardly new. Officials working on the Obama-Biden campaign last year were struck by how the vice president always seemed to have one eye on a run, including aggressively courting the president’s donors. Obama aides at times had to actively steer Biden to places where he was needed — like Pennsylvania — because he kept asking to be deployed to Iowa, New Hampshire and other early states.

Joe’s intoxicated? I’m shocked, shocked.

That means America should demand an intervention. However, if 2012 is the new voter-intelligence standard, it seems the USA, writ large, will have the greater intervention need.

Biden, if elected, could become our second transcendent president in a row (and the first who is developmentally challenged).

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 23, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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