Hillary Clinton Caption Contest

As inspired by Wizbang and submitted for your perusal:

clinton rage

“I’m hopeful this isn’t a partisan witch hunt. But if it is… you’ve just found your partisan witch… and she’s your worst nightmare!

“No, Senator Reid. Just because I wear these glasses does not mean I’ll make your stinking double skim grandee latte!”

“Regardless of my expression, I am not constipated or participating in childbirth, I’m just angry!”

“What difference does it make?!? We could be talking about my career here!”

“No, once and for all Senator Reid, Anne Hathaway did not wear these glasses in The Princess Diaries!”

“I thought I was clear on this: Steve Kroft was to ask all the questions and they were to be pre-screened by the staff!”

“I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”

“The doctor said yelling and pounding my fists would help break up the cerebral clots!”

“What part don’t you understand, with all due respect?! I never read cables, take calls, or get briefings that might damage me politically!”

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 29, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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