A ‘rock star’ with no hits

We’ve heard of a horse with no name, but how is it we have a rock-star diplomat—Hillary Clinton—who has no hits?

Still others suspect Hillary is more of a dancer, a dancing monkey, that is, who only knows three diplomatic chords…

… perhaps, after playing the role of the dancing monkey to President Obama’s organ grinder during the interview with Steve Kroft, she [Mrs. Clinton] is eager to speak for herself about her record, without the boss looking over her shoulder.

The problem for a hit-free rock-star diplomat is when you only know three chords, you’re reduced to the likes of the sycophantic Steve Krofts of the world while leaning on—with all due respect—cheap histrionics in front of, for example, the Senate.

A rock-star diplomat with no accomplishments who only knows three chords. Hmm. Maybe she coulda/shoulda/woulda learned to play the guitar; she coulda/shoulda/woulda learned to play them drums…

Vacuous cheerleading from the New York Times and 60 Minutes is still vacuous cheerleading.

And now, enjoy a real—kinda—rock-star.

… and it don’t bother me if people think I’m funny, ‘cause I’m a big rock-star and I’m making lots of money…

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on January 30, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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