‘Barry the senseless shotgun shooter’ caption contest

senseless shooting

Warren Zevon gave us Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner. The White House gave us the Barry the Senseless Shotgun Shooter caption contest.

“David, you’re sure we can backdate this picture to August 4th?”

“Yes, Hillary, just hold that target above your head and stand perfectly still.”

“Michelle, where’d you put my mom jeans? These are a little too metrosexual…”

“Mr. Photographer Man, will you please crop out the part that shows I’m wearing flip flops?”

“David, are you sure the Ray Charles glasses will help?”

“David, I’m still not hearing any music from these headphones.”

“Yes, Mr. President this photo will work. Remember John Kerry, hunting everyman, in 2004?”

“David, it was sure nice of the taxpayers to buy me this new gun. Tell me again what kind it is…”

“Whattya mean I missed again? You’re a military aide. Put the freakin’ target where I’m aiming!”

“My position on homosexual shotgun weddings has evolved.”

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 3, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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