A vision of all-controlling government

Dear Reader’s SOTU speech is suggestive that the man and his staff live in an alternate reality where government can become all things to all peoples at all times.

Basic economic principles, the laws of physics, and the history of man count for nothing, melting in the face of the fiery rhetoric of Dear Reader, his legion of speech writers, and a seven-nation army of regulators.

Need money for college? Government. A job? Government. Health care? Government. Windmills, electric cars, and high-speed rail? government. Retirement? Government. Corporate profits too high? Government. Child care problem? Government. Advertisements on television too loud? Government. Someone hurting your feelings? Government.

And all Government asks in return for doing these things for you? Your freedom and your money: you will be assimilated.

So are the brain-dead-on-arrival positions Barry’s staked out his SOTU and inaugural speeches his vision for our country, his perfect endstate, or are they merely bargaining positions that he’ll negotiate on in order to get something which might actually benefit America and our citizens?

The former.

We’re getting the leadership we voted for.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 14, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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