Legal scenario of the day

Scenario: a woman in Chicago is headed to an Abort America! franchise for a late-term abortion. (In this woman’s case, she has an Obamacare-loyalty card whereby you abort three unborn children and the fourth is free.)

As she’s en route to the Abort America! clinic, she becomes caught in a firefight between two rival gangs. During the course of the firefight, the woman’s unborn child is shot and dies before she can have her abortion. The gang members are apprehended and the woman’s injuries heal quickly and uneventfully.

Question: since she intended to abort her child, murder is not one of the crimes that the gang members can be charged with. But what if she didn’t intend to abort her child?



About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on February 21, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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