Most transparent administration ever, EPA-style

From the Weekly Standard, more news about the most transparent administration ever.

In this case, the issue at hand pertains largely to Lisa Jackson (Miss Jackson if you’re nasty), a former Chief of Staff to crony capitalist/criminal Jon Corzine. (Jackson, as pictured at right, appears to have captured a face full of self-generated toxic waste.)

Jackson—until last month—had served as President Obama’s EPA Administrator until law-bustin’ got in the way:

EPA head Lisa Jackson already resigned in January, following the revelation that she had conducted extensive official EPA business with a private email alias, “Richard Windsor.”


The Washington Free Beacon is one of the few media outlets plowing through the 12,000 emails the Justice Department has released related to Jackson’s illegal conduct. We suspect that more revelations will be forthcoming. However, the Beacon has so far revealed that the EPA is about as contemptuous of American industry as you always expected.


In the emails, Jackson also complains about having to answer the questions of GOP-controlled congressional committees. “The GOP should be called out for their kangaroo court,” Jackson wrote. “He is clearly an unethical bully.” According to the Free Beacon, the bully in question is likely a Republican congressman. To summarize, Jackson is lamenting being forced to answer questions from an elected representative, whom she calls “unethical,” even while breaking the law by using a secret email account to hide her conduct from public inquiry.

Do as I say and not as I do, the golden rule of the left.

Meanwhile, most of the rest of the media still crumbles before the Administration for “access,” even as they continue to provide solid service as the President’s errand boys/girls, shoe clerks, court stenographers, courtiers, and eunuchs, faithfully failing to challenge the eternal truths of Dear Reader and his ace Ministry of Truth man, Jay Carney-Worker.

Most transparent, most ethical, most capable, most best administration ever.



About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

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