Why are lefties against capitalism, for homosexuality, and for abortion?

How is it that so many on the left are against capitalism, for homosexuality, and for abortion?

After all, don’t many lefties worship at the altar of Darwin? And yet…

… if Darwin’s theory of evolution were true, “there would be in every species a constant and ruthless competition to survive: a competition in which only a few in any generation can be winners…

Wouldn’t this make capitalism, which the left views as a ruthless competition, a natural extension of our Darwinistic nature? You know, “We’re born this way,” and all that?

And speaking of being born this way, given Darwin, why would we have homosexuals? The much used “I was born this way” argument would seem to be at odds with Darwinism (in addition to the wonderment of how such genetic information could be passed along to begin with). So, contra Darwin, it would seem that being a homosexual would tend…

…to shorten our lives, or to lessen the number of children we have, or both.

The same—lessening the number of children we have—would also be said of abortion. In fact, there’s a Darwinistic argument against gun control baked-in here as well: Go out and kill yourselves; that’s just more for me!

Perhaps this is it: the left has a secret Darwinistic conspiracy—a part of their disinformation program—whereas they pretend to be against capitalism, for homosexuality, and for abortion in order to minimize the number of competitors who might otherwise seek to go forth and multiply.

And yet a simpler explanation would be this: for reasons not well understood, lefty Darwinists are creatures who can wholly deceive themselves.

While there seems to be no obvious Darwinistic benefit to self-deception, the left has harvested a substantial benefit by deceiving others.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on March 27, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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