Joe Biden’s epic narcissism

We had Bill Clinton who was a cretin but was not a fool.

We have Barack Obama who is a fool but perhaps not a cretin.

And we have Joe Biden who is a fool and a cretin.

When Biden makes an appearance people pay attention because he’s the “heartbeat away” guy. The fact he’s a mere heartbeat away from the presidency should be high on the all-time most sobering thoughts list.

And here we have Biden, AKA Gaffe Master Flash, attempting to denigrate gun owners because “it’s like driving a Ferrari.” While we all know a Chevy Volt would be the Administration’s preferred ride (after high-speed rail), is there anything wrong with driving a Ferrari?

Meanwhile, consider that Biden lives the Ferrari lifestyle while he possesses a Yugo-like intellect. He travels on the taxpayers’ dime(s) (consider his $585,000 one night stand in Paris), has the Secret Service to tend to his security, and has a massive personal entourage to address his every need. At the same time, a supplicant traditional media forgives every embarrassment as, “That’s just Joe being Joe.”

What we have in Biden is an imperial vice-presidency converging with the traditional liberal “Do as I say and not as I do” lifestyle.

At the same time, in Chicago, law-abiding people are forced to bring a baseball bat to a gun fight. It seems to be true that when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

Stay sharp, Joe, like a marble.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 11, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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