Debt bomb

While Tom Jones may have provided an ode to the sex bomb, it seems the George W. Bush era was a debt bomb.

But beyond those times, it took Barack Obama to raise our debt bomb to high fashion.

And yes, Barry dropped a bomb on me we.

Because things that can’t continue forever don’t, an important issue to every man, woman, and child in America—and beyond—is this: Where will you be, financially and otherwise, when the music stops?

But if a low growth (or no growth) future is… the future, how will government, which has become all things to all peoples at all times, keep everyone happy?

The answer is they can’t. It starts with bread and circuses to delay the inevitable and ends… poorly. Poorly like no bread and seizures.

Is it too early to start brushing up on the sustenance skills?


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 17, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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