You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever

When the Hulk gets angry, he gets stronger. But as Andrew Malcolm’s lead says Senate gun defeat makes Obama angry–and weaker.

As usual in the Obama White House, this is all the fault of everyone except Obama. “This was a pretty shameful day for Washington,” Obama declared in a Rose Garden statement. “It came down to politics,” analyzed the Harvard grad.

We know more gun control (like an improved economy) was one of the President’s “all-in” items. We also know the President would never do anything based on politics. Never, ever.

The lesson for the country is while you can only be young once, you can be immature forever. Like an angry and weak President.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 18, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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