A bad week for the left

How was this week bad for the left? Let me count the ways:

  1. Anti-gun control types in the Democrat controlled Senate rejected the President’s pleading and made him look inept on politics, policy, tactics, and strategy.
  2. The President compounds his inept demeanor by appearing angry, weak, and unpresidential.
  3. Vacuous gun controllers follow the President and respond with empty and angry emotionalism.
  4. The Boston Marathon bombers aren’t white Americans.
  5. The President takes pains to keep from calling the Boston Marathon bombing an act of terrorism until someone tells him he looks like a fool by not to doing so.
  6. The President’s 2014 budget is upside-down with the public.
  7. Dana Milkbag Milbank is reduced to comparing Ted Cruz to Joe McCarthy.
  8. The global economy hasn’t looked this bad since Jimmy Carter FDR occupied the White House.
  9. We don’t get fooled again becomes the cry of the not-left regarding the Gang of Eight’s (twice the fun of the Gang of Four!) 2 A.M immigration bill.
  10. The traditional media re-discovers the limits of their powers to protect the President.
  11. The traditional media shrugs off their epic post-Boston Marathon bombing fail.
  12. Liberal “elites” (an oxymoron, yes) demonstrate—again—they epitomize economic befuddlement.
  13. Revelations of an abortionist/butcher that the media has been shamed into addressing.

Was this this week any good for the left? It wasn’t a total loss: they co-opted Marco Rubio into serving as one of the point-men for the Senate’s amnesty immigration plan and have the Boy Scouts looking to go gay. That and they got a kid arrested for wearing a t-shirt with a gun on it.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 19, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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