They say hindsight’s 20/20

watch for falling missilesIn hindsight, President Obama might have gone Eric Holder on the two Boston Marathon bombers and given the pair a couple of extra-judicial death-by-drone sentences.

Think of all the human suffering, money, and time that could have been saved.

Of course there’s no way Obama would have the stones to do such a thing: the bombers could claim membership in the left’s most-favored and protected groups. If they’d only been Tea Partying, gun-totin’, anti-abortion Christians…

Based on observed history, Janet Reno would have made the call.

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About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 21, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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