The vacuous threats of Barack Obama

Domestically, the President expected Senate Democrats not to abandon him on gun control. They bailed.

Internationally, the President warned Iran not to make a nuclear weapon. Iran yawned. (Actually, they didn’t just yawn; they not only kept at it, but they’ve developed missiles to deliver those nuclear weapons as well.)

Also, the President warned Syria not to use chemical weapons. They did.

What’s next Mr. President, a demarche? A staring contest with Candy Crowley providing the binding arbitration? A few harshly worded letters?

Everywhere, those opposed to the will of Barack Obama tremble at his indignation and power.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on April 25, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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