How Obama can get people to stop talking about the IRS and Benghazi scandals

Besides telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (chance: nil), there is one other thing the President could do to keep the public from talking about his IRS and Benghazi scandals. He could release his sealed records.

Yes, the President, as an act of good faith with the public (and more importantly—to him—to change the subject), could finally release the following:

  • College applications
  • College loan and scholarship applications
  • SAT/ACT/LSAT scores
  • Transcripts
  • Selective service registration
  • Medical records
  • Illinois state Senate records
  • Law client list
  • Michelle Obama’s sealed records

But don’t hold your breathalyzer on this change of topics. After all, Obama will find it far easier to blame George W. Bush and/or Rush Limbaugh for his own death-by-a trillion-cuts-of-ineptness and the corresponding ethical failures.

And opening his sealed records would likely confirm the depth of duplicity of our President’s past.

But it would change the subject.


About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 13, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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