“You’re gonna need a bigger bus”

In Jaws, the observations was, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

And from the dark, fetid bowels of the President’s own private Scamalot, it’s this: “You’re gonna need a bigger bus.”

After all, the body count for those the Administration is pondering throwing under the bigger bus continues to grow. Bodies from the State Department regarding Benghazigate? Check. The Treasury Department’s IRS debacle? Check. The Justice Department’s extra-legal proceedings? Check. The HHS extra-Constitutional fundraising? Check. Overwhelmed White House apologist-in-chief Jay Carney-Worker? Check.

But the leading candidate to become the speed bump/road kill in the who-gets-bussed-next competition is clearly Eric Holder, the man who may pay for the sins of the Administration with his political scalp. Remember that years ago, Holder was the guy who fixed things with a presidential pardon for fugitive from justice Marc Rich. (Holder feigned after the fact ignorance on that one as well.)

In fact, on that note, it’s entirely possible that Holder already has Obama’s pardon in his proverbial pocket.

Such is life in transparency-land and the shire of Scamalot.

About Professor Mockumental

I enjoy almost all forms of parody, buffoonery, and general high-jinks. Satire has shown itself to be an essential societal need; I therefore humbly offer my services in such a manner. I enjoy mocking the usual suspects at the New York Times (Charles Blows, Moron Dowd, and the earth is flat guy) and Washington Post (Dana Milkbag, E.D. Dijon, and David Ignoramus). There are many others as well, but sadly, there are always too many targets and too little time.

Posted on May 29, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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